The News...
Where do they find so many people who are desensitized enough to work at these various news stations??? How many times have you heard something like, "There was a double murder today in downtown Philadelphia. The police suspect there were two culprits who were possibly close to the victims. The suspects are still at large. In other news, some local teens raised $75,000 for people who are in need of healthcare but lack benefits. It is amazing what kids can do these days. And also, there was another carbomb today; 6 people were killed, 17 were injured - 3 of them American. It really is a shame. And now for your five day forecast." It is so... iunno... weird...