Fortune Cookies
Everyone likes fortune cookies and, I have no idea why. So I've decided to gather all the fortune cookies I get henceforth and add them to this list. Once actually someone actually said to me, "I really think profound things when I get fortune cookies. When I read one I think 'anyone could have gotten this'... then I think 'but, I got it; it must be fate.'" ... ... ... What the fuck... anyway...
Maybe seeing a lot of them at once will make me like them and, I can become one of the annoying people who gets excited when cracking one.

-You are surrounded by fortune hunters.
-There are riches headed your way.
-Unnecessary possessions are unnecessary burdens.
-You are strong and brave, use these qualities to pull through.
-You will be fortunate in the opportunities presented to you.
-You are the controller of your destiny.
-You will be happy to receive good news.
-You are completely responsible for all your responses to other persons and events.
-You are smart, for you do things smartly.
-Working together works.
-You are the center of every group's attention.
-Wisdom comes from experience.
-Today is a perfect day to give that special person a gift.